Where does a snowman keep his money? In a snow bank.

What's a good holiday tip? Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes.
What do you call an old snowman? Water!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
Why did Frosty have a carrot in his nose? Because he forgot where the refrigerator was.
Why are there only snow men and not snow women? Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps.
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark? Frost bite!
What did Frosty call his cow? Eskimoo!
What do you call a Snowman on roller blades? A snowmobile!
What did the snowman order at McDonalds ? Icerbergers with chilly sauce!
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet!
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night? Cold cream!
What goes 'oh, oh, oh'? Santa walking backwards!
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day!
What does a Snowman take when he gets sick? A chill pill!
Two snowmen were standing in a field, and one said to the other 'Can you smell carrot?' The second replied, 'No, but I can taste coal.'
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib? A snowmobile!
What do Snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.
How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle.
What do snowmen eat for lunch ? Icebergers !
What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer? I.C.!
What goes...now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't? A snowman on a zebra crossing!
What happened when the icicle landed on the snowman's head? It knocked him out cold.
How do snowmen greet each other? Ice to meet you!
How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare!
What is a Snowman's favorite drink? Ice Tea!
Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire? A Snowman.
Why was the snowman's dog called Frost? Because Frost bites.
What do you sing at a snowman's birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow!
What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear? A ""brrr"" - ""grrr""!
Who are Frosty's parents? Mom and Pop-Sicle!
Who is Frosty's favourite Aunt? Aunt Artica!
What does Frosty eat for breakfast? Snowflakes!
What else does Frosty eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes!
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker? Frosty the Dough-man!
What kind of cake does Frosty like? One with icing?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snow caps.
How do you call an Eskimo cow? An Eskimoo!